This election is going to the most important election since at least the eve of the Civil War, and it may be the most important yet in our short history as a nation because of the implications that it holds. That said, this election is a veritable circus, especially given how the one party with a potential candidate who could win and actually help the country, which is Trump with the Republicans, is obsessed with destroying their own party for the sake of maintaining a little petty power, even if it means flagrantly violating their own rules and the will of the people. As sad as it is, it is also comical.
Nobody, not even Ted Cruz can hide the fact that Ted is a liar, cheat, and thief who has a temper akin to that of Marvin Martian and is not even legally eligible to run because he was born in Canada. He’s a joke.
But in all this mess, there is always something to laugh at- namely as this song it entitled, it is nothing less that Lying, Cheating, Stealing Ted:
Lying Ted, lying Ted
I wonder what goes on in your head
Telling your lies every day,
Seems that all that you have to say
Lying Ted, lying Ted,
I don’t need lying in your bed
Your lips, they move and the crap comes out
And then we know what you’re all about
Lying Ted, lying Ted
Cheating Ted, cheating Ted,
Take away the delgates he hever had
With a Bible in his hand, to get you to the promised land
Oh cheating Ted, cheating Ted,
I wonder what goes on in his head
He flirts with the Bushes and he steals the vote,
He’s the last rat standing on a sinking boat
Cheating Ted, cheating Ted,
Stealing Ted, stealing Ted,
Stealing all the votes in his head,
Colorado gave his first win,
Election called off because the fix was all in,
Stealing delegates and states he lost,
He’ll pay the price but he won’t count the cost,
He’s just a joke and he’s losing to Trump,
He wouldn’t know the truth if it bit him in his rump
Lying Ted, cheating Ted, stealing Ted, lying Ted.