Author Archive | Andrew Bieszad

Machine-Gun Bacon Eatin’ And Texas Conservative Christian Ted Cruz Orders COMMUNIST China To Stop Censoring Sodomite Behavior In American Films

Ted Cruz likes to present himself as a ‘real American’. The kind that plays with machine guns and bacon. A Texas patriot who loves Jesus, being conservative, and AMERICA. However, according to Raw Story, Ted Cruz supports another American pastime apparently, which is men masturbating into each others anuses, for he declared that China needs […]

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Sweden, Which Refused To Lock Down, Now Has Massive Spike In COVID-19 Cases

Sweden declared that in spite of the spread of the COVID-19 pandemic, she refused to lock down. Now, Business Insider reports she is surprise that she has a high death rate from the illness. The man leading Sweden’s coronavirus response says the country’s elevated death toll “really came as a surprise to us.” Dr. Anders […]

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German Researchers Declare That Second And Third Waves Of COVID-19 Are Very Likely

A lot of people think that COVID-19 is over, and while it seems as though there will be a lull during the summer months, be very wary, because there is a strong chance it will come back. This is the sentiment of German researchers, who are saying that a second and third waves of the […]

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European Economy Set To Contract By Over Seven Percent Due To COVID-19

The EU is Germany and Germany is the EU, for no matter how many countries there are in the EU, it is ultimately a Germanic power with the complete support of France that drives the continent. The UK was also a major player and also the biggest wedge against Germanic ambitions for more economic, political, […]

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Instagram Hookers Are Having Breakdowns Because Their Market Is Now Saturated

“Instathots” or “Instahoes”, referring to women who sell scantily clad or outright pornographic pictures of themselves on sites such as Instagram, OnlyFans, and Twitter have become a major market, with women earning thousands of dollars a month from men, referred to as “simpletons” or “simps”, and sometimes the derogatory term “paypigs”, who give their money […]

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Pennsylvania Researcher Close To Making ‘Major Discovery’ For COVID-19 Murdered

People murder each other all the time, but some murders are more suspect than others. According to a recent story reported on by NBC Connecticut, a Chinese researcher in the US working in Pennsylvania who was said to be very close to making a ‘major discovery’ about COVID-19 was murdered. A medical researcher said to […]

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Florida Has Its Deadliest COVID-19 Day On Record Immediately After “Re-Opening”

Georgia and Tennessee insisted upon “re-opening”, and immediately following such saw a spike in COVID-19 deaths. Now according to the Tampa Bay Times, Florida is following in the same pattern, seeing a record number of deaths after “re-opening”. One day after reopening, Florida recorded a record number of new deaths Tuesday from the novel coronavirus, […]

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Farmers Struggle To Adapt To Changing Market Conditions

More problems in the farming industry continue, and as the Los Angeles Times notes by way of Yahoo! News, farmers are struggling to adapt to changing market conditions. Near downtown Los Angeles, a meat processing plant ramped up production even as it worked to keep frontline employees separated from one another. In Salinas, Calif., a […]

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Making America Great Again With A 34% Unemployment Rate

Trump promised that he would “make America great again”, and while many have said to “trust the plan” and “patriots are in control”, these hackneyed phrases from boomer claptrap fly in the face of reality. Unless, that is according to numbers reported by ThompsonReuters, it involves a 34% unemployment rate. The official U.S. unemployment rate […]

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Seventeen Hundred Dead Of COVID-19 Discovered In New York

It’s not a threat. It doesn’t mean anything. It’s all a conspiracy. That is what COVID-19 is, according to the American right. In fact, it is such a conspiracy, non-threat, and meaningless thing that seventeen hundred victims of COVID-19 were just uncovered in New York. New York state is reporting more than 1,700 previously undisclosed […]

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Customers Start Buying Meat Directly From Farms

“Farm to table” is an expression used by many small farmers, and even larger ones, emphasizing the need for the consumer to understand the food chain and its relationship to how one eats. If one does not realize that animals must be born, grown, slaughtered, and packaged to go from the pasture to one’s kitchen, […]

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Federal Reserve Bank Report Declares Rise Of National Socialism Began With Spanish Flu Of 1918

A recent report from the New York branch of the Federal Reserve Bank found that the rise of National Socialism in Germany was linked to social changes caused by the effects of the Spanish Flu pandemic following World War I. Nazis rose to power in Germany in part because of dislocations caused by a mass-death […]

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Ukrainian Woman Stabs Her Daughter Twenty Times, Slices Her Head Off, Puts It In A Bag, Then Strips Naked And Goes For A Walk In Public

A horrendous crime happened recently in Ukraine as reported by 7News Australia, where a woman sliced her daughter’s head off and put the severed head in a bag. She then completely disrobed and went for a walk outside with the bagged head. When spotted, she threatened police with a knife. Police are seeking to understand […]

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US Treasury Moves To Borrow Three Trillion Dollars From The Federal Reserve This Quarter Alone

In 2018, the US GDP was 20 trillion dollars. In 2015, the US national budget was 3.8 trillion dollars. Those are extremely large numbers. Each year, the Federal government borrows more and more money to the point where the numbers are essentially ridiculous. But to add more insanity to the madness of what has become […]

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Thousands Of Refugees Who Migrated To Denmark Are Returning To Their Native Lands

Migration has become a major issue in Western European politics following the mass migrations to Germany and the surrounding nations that began at the end of 2015. However, according to DR.dk, the tiny nordic nation of Denmark, who received a large number of migrants, is now seeing thousands of migrants return to their native lands. […]

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Is Russia Now Murdering Doctors And Healthcare Workers Who Criticize The Government’s Handling Of COVID-19?

I was reading through the Moscow Times when I saw an article that shocked me about three doctors who, after expressing disagreement with the official government handling of the COVID-19 crisis, have either been seriously injured or died by falling out a window. A paramedic who complained about being forced to work despite contracting coronavirus […]

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