Moroccan Cleric rules that Carrots may be used as Vibrators

Abd Al-Bari Al-Zamzami is a Muslim cleric from Morocco and a Member of the International Union of Muslim Scholars. Not only has he issued a ruling that necrophilia is ok as long as it’s between spouses but that women are permitted to use a certain vegetable to… uh… well…

Interestingly, as part of his defense for the bizarre ruling, Al-Zamzami said he quoted from the “early imams.” While talking about the permissibility of necrophilia, Al-Zamzami says that although he personally finds it “deplorable,” such a fatwa comes from Allah. Does this not mean that he finds that which is sanctioned by Allah to be deplorable?

It would seem that Al-Zamzami may have some ‘splaining to do.



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