A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Trump and Cruz sitting over there?’ The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’

So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?’

Cruz says, ‘We’re planning WW III.’ The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’

Trump says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big breasts.’

The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big breasts? Why kill a blonde with big breasts?’

Trump turns to Cruz and says, ‘See, I told you, no one gives a crap about the 140 million Muslims.’