One of the evil drug cartels plaguing Mexico kidnapped a man. After stripping him naked, they impaled him on a stick through the anus and then sawed his head off according to a recent report:
Yesterday, authorities located the body of a 40-year-old man in the rubbish dump of the Zipolite municipal agency in San Pedro.
First reports indicate that said subject was located in the undergrowth of the place half-naked, beheaded and with a stick in the anus, Upon arrival, police of the area began to conduct law investigations to discover who or who were the cause of such cruel murder .
The man’s status is unknown in the municipal pantheon, it is expected that in the next few hours he will be claimed by relatives. (source)